Oil Finally hits Gulf Coast Nude Beach

[natman55]

Oil Finally hits Gulf Coast Nude Beach

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[massnewbie]

Please tell me this is a joke or demonstration of some kind. Who in their right minds would spread oil all over their bodies!

[salmongetter]

Mass, I would highly bet that it is mud, just a dark color...Too Funny Nathan, thanks for sharing.

[mature]

Hurry wash them down with soap and water.

[natman55]

Hurry wash them down with soap and water.

Supposedly, the dish soap "Dawn" works the best. 'Don't think they would appreciate being fed blended fish though.


(PS: It IS a joke. I happened across this photo, and in light of recent events, this was the first thing that crossed my mind.)

[RalphVa]

I hope that it is mud. Asphalt in crude oil is highly carcenogenic.

Ralph
The naked gardener
God's original intent

[iowanudists]

Funny picture.

[rivernude]

Good joke, but I knew at first glance that wasn't crude oil. I grew up around oilfields in South Arkansas, back before the Clean Water Act was established and in it's early years. The creeks back then were how spilled oil was disposed of. In fact, legend has it that some of the "oil money" locals got their start by skimming waste oil off the creeks and into pits along the banks. When they had enough skimmed, they'd sell it to a producer with a vacuum truck.

Hunting, fishing, skinny dipping, etc. around those oily creeks and lakes taught me some things about crude oil removal from naked bodies, all-terrain vehicles, trucks, boats, etc. Dawn does work to remove oil from skin, feathers, etc. WD-40 works real well...but probably isn't the best thing for bare skin! (Don't worry, though....it didn't affect me...affect me...affect me!)

[JeepNude]

best thing I have found for removing thick iols and tar is diesel fuel. Fairly tame as far as solvents go, and residue is easily removed with standard rubbing alcohol.

That's how I get road tar off my white trucks. Put some diesel fuel on a rag and tar literally wipes right off on the first or second pass. Same with skin and shoes.

[natman55]

best thing I have found for removing thick iols and tar is diesel fuel.

BAD CHOICE!!! Diesel fuel is EXTREMELY carcinogenic and absorbs directly into the skin and into the blood stream.

Turpintine is far more bio-friendly.

I do a lot of auto work and the best thing I have found is orange hand cleaner.